There are some weird people out there...

[5.0 clunker]

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Stranger: hey asl?
You: have tits
You: ?
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[fukdpony]

Baaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa! This site is epic!

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Stranger: hi
You: fo shiz
Stranger: mi nizzle
You: girl?
Stranger: word
You: to ya mutha
Stranger: hell yea
You: US?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yu ?
You: Yah
Stranger: cool
You: Age
Stranger: 16 yu?
You: 75
Stranger: awesome
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[GSXtasy]

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You: Kelly Clarkson?
Stranger: no
Stranger: the skinny fag
You: Bummer
You: You're the skinny fag?
Stranger: absatively
You: I don't know that word.
Stranger: neither do i
Stranger: u f?
You: cumquat
Stranger: spelled with a k, i think
You: Nope, I'm a WoW playing, beer drinkin, Kelly Clarkson loving guy
You: Oh, and tittays. I love tittays
Stranger: how dreadfully uninterestig.
You: Iknorite?
Stranger: yeah. you know how many hot teens are willing to put out around here?
Stranger: it's crazy.
You: I didn't realize technology made that possible!
You: I.... can screw through my monitor?
Stranger: yes yes its virtual fag
You: virtual fag, you say? How much does it cost?
Stranger: not the real thing and no one says it is
Stranger: are you being bonehead on purpose? free.
You: I guess I come from a simpler time.
Stranger: cyber sex... the new teen rage.
Stranger: are you old enough to have things named after or something?
You: So where do I stick it?
You: I have this little cup holder thing here, but There's no way my sausage will fit in it!
Stranger: ur hand
Stranger: this is why you can't have nice things
You: Oh gaaawwwwd, you're right! I'm gonna go shoot myself right now!
You: Good bye my friend, you have opened my eyes!
Stranger: jesus enough with the histrionics.
You: All right, all right.
Stranger: you are not old you r 12
You: but first, what's a histrionic?
Stranger: Dictionary and Thesaurus - Merriam-Webster Online
You: Ah, Good old merriam webster
Stranger: very good. very old.
You: I once screwed webster out of a chimp in the congo
You: On an expedition for the mask of thunder
Stranger: michael jackson screwed webster too
You: BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Stranger: lulz
You: Epic lulz!
Stranger: i suprised myself
You: Yeah, that was clever
Stranger: tx
You: This is horrible, I'm late to work just because of this amazing website
Stranger: and just think you have yet to get cyber sex
Stranger: you will become a hopless wanton addict
Stranger: www.sexahiolicsanonymous.com
You: It's okay, i'm gonna stick it in my girlfriend's pooper later tonight. Then I'm gonna stick it in my best friend's girlfriend's pooper.
You: Then I'm gonna stick it back in my girlfriend's mouth. A2M!
Stranger: you will get poop in your hole like dirt under your finger nails.
You: Maybe that's where that UTI came from...
Stranger: after rot and fester, the whole contraption will drop from you.
Stranger: and you u will have mangina
You: Like that hippie in that video I saw a couple weeks ago. He had a mound. no joke.
Stranger: fucking hippies
Stranger: fuck you for mentioning them
Stranger: nigger
You: Ah, fuck. I didn't know you were gonna seizure over it
Stranger: off my meds. my bad.
You: I'z is very sorray suh, I'z wonts doos it against, Iz promise mastah
You: Yeah, I was shitting blood alst week and they had to presribe some antibiotics
Stranger: oh gross.
Stranger: go to work.
You: Yeah, food poisoning
Stranger: sorry to hear it.
You: Margaritas, shrimp, and pork.
Stranger: but i don't want to hear it.
You: Well, it wasn't all blood.
Stranger: i want to go back to barely legal land.
You: There was mucous too
Stranger: disconnect shortly. say goodbye like a civilized human being
You: /b/
You: Goodbye fellow civilized human being!
You: Thanks for listening to my poop stories!
Stranger: it was a pleasure to chat with you my /b/rother!
Stranger: goodbye
You: roger, copy that! Later!
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[Trey]

hahaha man this shits hilarious so entertaining

[Rendell]

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You: hello
Stranger: yo im ben
Stranger: whats up?
You: Im Travis
You: nada. You/
Stranger: just taking a break from rehearsal
You: nice
You: rehearsal for what
Stranger: for a show, im in a band
Stranger: we got a show this weekend in la
You: excellent
Stranger: so its pretty cool
Stranger: where are you from?
You: where you from?
You: New Mexico
Stranger: im from seattle but now i pretty much just live in la
You: ah, cool
Stranger: what kind of music do you like?
You: I like pretty much everything
You: what kind do you play?
Stranger: any bands in particular?
Stranger: we play indie rock, alternative i guess
You: ah, cool
You: I like stuff like Disturbed and whatnot mostly
Stranger: oh nice nice
Stranger: i havent heard a lot of their stuff but i have heard good things about it
You: cool
Stranger: im not sure if you would like my music if you like disturbed though
Stranger: haha
You: who knows
You: i like a lot of stuff
You: but havent liked a whole lot of indie stuff to be honest
Stranger: wanna check out my favorite song from our recent cd?
Stranger: ill send a link
You: sure
Stranger: its youtube so the quality is pretty shitty
You: gotcha
Stranger: YouTube - Death Cab For Cutie Acoustic Cath
Stranger: let me know what you think
Stranger: you there travis?
You: yah, had to take care of something
You: hold on lemme check the link
Stranger: okay no problem
You: So you're Death Cab for Cutie?
Stranger: yeah have you heard of us?
You: yeah, heard some of the stuff
You: I dig it
Stranger: nice man
Stranger: good to hear
Stranger: im just trolling around this site seeing what people think of our music
Stranger: some free feedback
Stranger: haha
You: that's cool
You: always good to use technology to your advantage
Stranger: yeah for sure
You: Been hearing that song on the net radio station I listen to
Stranger: cool cool
Stranger: im glad our shit is getting around
Stranger: hopefully it gets to europe someday
Stranger: we go there and no one knows who we are
Stranger: haha
You: It's like David Hasselhoff here. haha
Stranger: anyway it was nice chatting man i got to get back to practicing
Stranger: yeah i here you
Stranger: have a nice one
You: take it easy man
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Some shit came up in the middle of the chat, otherwise this was a golden opportunity to fuck around.

[fukdpony]

That's crazy! Small world, they are pretty popular!

[Redx]

omg this is so much fun. And I am one of the weird people on there haha.

[The ///Man]

talked toa chinese student about communism.

[Stretch]

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Stranger: Hi
You: [ Automated Message ] Omegle is required under law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a registered sex offender. Please do not under any circumstances give out personal information. Have fun!
You: hi
Stranger: horny girl?
You: so horny
Stranger: really?
You: yarly
Stranger: Want to see a porn movie? =)
You: what kind
Stranger: What you like?
You: unicorns
Stranger: Hum? xd
You: you asked what i like. i like unicorns
You: and hummus dip
Stranger: What what you likes as porno film =)
You: unicorn porn. i want to see that unihorn POUND SOME UNIPUUSSSY
You: jesus you are fucking dense
You: unicorns make me moist
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Stranger: [ Automated Message ] Omegle is required under law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a registered sex offender. Please do not under any circumstances give out personal information. Have fun!
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: Welcome to good burger. HOme of your good buns. Can i take your order?
You: lol /convo
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You: hi
Stranger: hey how are you ?
You: fantastic how are you
Stranger: not to bad thanks, where in the world are you?
You: usa
You: where you from
Stranger: Scotland, listen ive just had a message on screen that you are a registered sex offender is that true?
You: what? i thought they fixed that
Stranger: so are you or not?
You: that case was thrown out years ago
Stranger: there was still a case though, sorry
You: Chris Hansen is an asshole
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This shit has me rolling +hp for SLOBRA for providing me with hours of entertainment.

[CyRi5]

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Stranger: hello
You: : Do u like the dick
Stranger: very much
You: You want mine
Stranger: mmmm, YES!
You: Can I see u naked
Stranger: not so fast there
You: Can I have a pic
Stranger: how bad do u want it?
You: Really bad
Stranger: well that's not too convincing...
You: I'll kill someone for it
Stranger: hahaha, there is no way in hell you will ever see me naked
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[Cougar_Dee]

Wow Slobra, I now know what you'll be doing as a distraction at your new job. Some people juggle, you will be harassing 16 year old Australians. Well, someone's gotta teach em.

[fukdpony]

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You: Hey
Stranger: Hey
You: ASL
Stranger: 1 . Hermaphrodite . Under your bed
You: Ha ha! Under the bed? You a closet hermaphrodite?
Stranger: ;D
You: You are a discrace to hermaphrodites! You should come out of the closet!
Stranger: D:
Stranger: Ohones
Stranger: *OhNoes
You: You could put it in michael jacksons butt!
You: LMAO!
Stranger: Put what in there? o:
You: Your hermaphrodite sausage!
Stranger: :|
Stranger: Kthxbye
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[Turbo306]

LOL!! That shit was great!..

[QUARTER MILE MUSTANG]

Originally Posted by fukdpony

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Hey
You: ASL
Stranger: 1 . Hermaphrodite . Under your bed
You: Ha ha! Under the bed? You a closet hermaphrodite?
Stranger: ;D
You: You are a discrace to hermaphrodites! You should come out of the closet!
Stranger: D:
Stranger: Ohones
Stranger: *OhNoes
You: You could put it in michael jacksons butt!
You: LMAO!
Stranger: Put what in there? o:
You: Your hermaphrodite sausage!
Stranger: :|
Stranger: Kthxbye
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LMFAO!!!!!