Stupid things people say about cars

[01smokes]

Originally Posted by NITROUSNYQUIL

But seriously... I can't believe some of the shit that comes out of a girls mouth when they're in the passenger seat.
"And then he pushed a little red button on a shifter thingy and then we like flew in the air and it was like awful. I told him to let me out!"
"Oh... those red and blue things are sooooo cute!" (Fittings)
"This cars loud and it sucks because it like stinks like a tractor or something"
"Why are the wheels all big in the back and not in the front?"
"What happens when I turn this on?"
"This seat is all uncomfortable and it like hurts everytime you like spin the wheels"
"What's that?" A parachute. "YOU DRIVE THIS OUT OF PLANES???? That's sooo scary!!" No... it's to stop the car after a drag-race. "Oh... ok??"

So sounds like you never had a girl tell you any of them things because you drive PURPLE PAIN

[NITROUSNYQUIL]

Not anymore with a ring on my finger. That's a hell of a thing for you to say to me after winging for you. We were lucky that night.... PURPLE PAIN had enough power to pack those fatties you scored to your house. Too bad... not ONE of them fit on the back of BLUE MAGIC.

[Cruz67]

Originally Posted by NITROUSNYQUIL

But seriously... I can't believe some of the shit that comes out of a girls mouth when they're in the passenger seat.
"And then he pushed a little red button on a shifter thingy and then we like flew in the air and it was like awful. I told him to let me out!"
"Oh... those red and blue things are sooooo cute!" (Fittings)
"This cars loud and it sucks because it like stinks like a tractor or something"
"Why are the wheels all big in the back and not in the front?"
"What happens when I turn this on?"
"This seat is all uncomfortable and it like hurts everytime you like spin the wheels"
"What's that?" A parachute. "YOU DRIVE THIS OUT OF PLANES???? That's sooo scary!!" No... it's to stop the car after a drag-race. "Oh... ok??"

ah thats too much!

[01smokes]

Originally Posted by NITROUSNYQUIL

Not anymore with a ring on my finger. That's a hell of a thing for you to say to me after winging for you. We were lucky that night.... PURPLE PAIN had enough power to pack those fatties you scored to your house. Too bad... not ONE of them fit on the back of BLUE MAGIC.

You neen to put a goose neck hitch on PURPLE PAIN to get the real big ones back to my place because the BIGGER the better right

[NITROUSNYQUIL]

^^^ I have a 379 Pete and a Trail-Eze drop-deck for that shit. Don't you worry...

[01smokes]

Originally Posted by NITROUSNYQUIL

^^^ I have a 379 Pete and a Trail-Eze drop-deck for that shit. Don't you worry...

i want the ones that are so BIG we have to quarter out to get them out of the bar.

[iSpeed505]

girl in my economics class: I wish my cell phone battery was as effective as my car battery.

me: what do you mean? effective?

her: you only have to charge a car battery once when its new....

me: that makes perfect sense.

[The Juggernaut]

Originally Posted by iSpeed505

girl in my economics class: I wish my cell phone battery was as effective as my car battery.

me: what do you mean? effective?

her: you only have to charge a car battery once when its new....

me: that makes perfect sense.

LOL!

"And you only have to fuck me once to make everyone happy....."

Is what you get to tell her.

[NITROUSNYQUIL]

"Oye.... no ma que.... you can't faukin blow a 305 bro... por nada. al otro dia I had a faukin 305 on tha pit with poco sand on the bed for traction and I held that fauker at 10,000 rpms bro for 5 meenets and it wouldent blow for shit bro... not alot of power pero... you can't blow 'em"

[SLOBRA]

Originally Posted by iSpeed505

girl in my economics class: I wish my cell phone battery was as effective as my car battery.

me: what do you mean? effective?

her: you only have to charge a car battery once when its new....

me: that makes perfect sense.

i was wondering the same thing when i read this...hahaha...

[slphawk02]

Like Josef, most of my stories are from the north.

When some of my old acquaintances from espanola see my car.
"Y no I bet that car geeeves it tha pipe a la verga"

To this day I have no idea what giving a car the pipe means.

[Cambi]

"...yeah I had a '95 Camaro. Bored and stroked, I had gears up front and out back. My uncle is a transmission mechanic. Car went 8's but I never went to the track...."

"I had an old CRX. Car was sweet, I nearly died driving it though. Wrecked at about 254mph..."

Rough transcripts from a recent conversation.

[SLOBRA]

Originally Posted by Cambi

"...yeah I had a '95 Camaro. Bored and stroked, I had gears up front and out back. My uncle is a transmission mechanic. Car went 8's but I never went to the track...."

"I had an old CRX. Car was sweet, I nearly died driving it though. Wrecked at about 254mph..."

Rough transcripts from a recent conversation.

I hope you called them out on that shit.

[zinister]

Driving up monty one night a few years back....

Dumbass in a truck: Hey man, whats that weird squeak your car makes when you shift? I think somethings wrong with your car.

Me: No, thats my blow-off valves.

Dumbass: Whats a billuhvalve?

Me: (sigh) your right, I'll get that checked out.

Effing morons

[NITROUSNYQUIL]

I just want....



To go to the flee market and try to sell a 305 small chevy without a shirt on.