Stupid things people say about cars

[slphawk02]

You know how car dealer sales guys have to one up you. I once had one tell me they had a white firehawk at some point. Asked me what year mine was (2002) then proceeded to say theirs was newer like an 03 or 04. I must have made a face, because then he asks "when did they stop making them?" I said "02".

[T-WRX_'04]

"should i get a galow 12 or galow 24 for my skyline....?" thats from fast and the furious... anyway,

i always get $h!T asked about my BOV...

this one douche asked me if my bov was my turbo hahaha,

this other kid thought he was all hard and we started to convince him that i got grounded from my turbo and my dad took it away, at first he didn't buy it so i let him look under my hood, he was looking for ever it seemed and couldnt find it and then he said "this thing isn't even turbo charged" (my damn top mount was right there, he was like leaning on it and stuff...

[505outlawzws6]

We were at sonic and a kid came up to seans (terminator) car and the hood was up, and the kid looks in and goes "Is this thing twin turboed"! Most of everyone walked away they were laughing so hard!

Originally Posted by 505outlawzws6

We were at sonic and a kid came up to seans (terminator) car and the hood was up, and the kid looks in and goes "Is this thing twin turboed"! Most of everyone walked away they were laughing so hard!

so you guys are telling me its NOT TWIN TURBO WTF i always thought it was

[CHZBRGR]

Originally Posted by 01smokes

so you guys are telling me its NOT TWIN TURBO WTF i always thought it was

CARS CAN'T BEAT BIKES! THAT'S BLASPHEMY.

[CobraSSx]

Originally Posted by The Juggernaut

CARS CAN'T BEAT BIKES! THAT'S BLASPHEMY.

Because so many new 600 cc bike owners say they beat bigger bikes such as 1300ccs turboed, and a car is much bigger than that!

[CHZBRGR]

Originally Posted by CobraSSx

Because so many new 600 cc bike owners say they beat bigger bikes such as 1300ccs turboed, and a car is much bigger than that!

We all know that 600cc anything bike is the fastest shit on the streets!

[onefastlt1]

Youtube comment for a SRT4 vs Supercharged Mustang gt video:

"that was so funny is that a dodge mustang with one of those superturbos."

[Fonz]

:lmfao:

the shit people come up with I swear..

[iSpeed505]

MANY TSC members witnessed this one...

"hey, racing on the track is completely different than racing on the street"

me: "really? how?"

"you can spin the back tire on the street, that never happen on the track"

me: "oh really? what do you ride?"

"GSXR 600"

me: " and you say you spin on the street, when my geared 1k hooks no problem"

"well no i guess..."

me: ""

[rabbit05]

With that much power he gonna need at least a 10 inch piston

[Slopoke]

When i worked at Jiffy Lube. This lady brought in her SS Trailblazer. When I asked her if it was pretty quick she looks at me like I'm retarded and says "Yeah its got the viper engine it it, with like.... 4 or 5 horsepower".... I wanted to get the palm of my hand and smack her in the forehead with it.

Another one I had was in Phoenix, We were at a party and this kid came up and started talking cars, when i opened
my phone and showed him the front view of my car his words were "WHAAAAAAAAAT?! ITS TWIN TURBO?!"
Damn rich kids that have Daddy's car!

[gigglegas]

back from the dead, was driving the wifes ion today,at a light some kids asks me if it the awd turbo one LMAO.fyi its a base model i mean jesus christ its and 04 and has crank windows

[Greyskull]

dumbass- "this thing is pretty damn fast huh"
me- "actually its pretty slow....but faster than you. i make under 400 on nitrous"
dumbass- "really!!!! thats fuckin good!"
me-

[iSpeed505]

i love this thread.

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